She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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