Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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