I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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