Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Randomize
