my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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