Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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