He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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