I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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