So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i already hear my dad disowning me
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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