After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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