Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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