we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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