Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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