oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i wish my penis had a tongue
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shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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