so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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