They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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