He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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