just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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