I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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