Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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