somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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