We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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