oh fat girl friday strikes again...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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