U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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