I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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