I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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