just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Do plants get herpes?
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