She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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