U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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