Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex

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(585): View more from New York

you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated

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(303): View more from Colorado

I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight

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(682): View more from Texas

There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops

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(812): View more from Indiana

according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep

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(304): View more from West Virginia

it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it

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(330): View more from Ohio

ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN

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