After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.