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• (804): View more from Virginia

  So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss

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  So when are we having a sleepover?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.

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• (585): View more from New York

  with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?

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• (681): View more from West Virginia

  Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign

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