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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.

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  Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours

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  outstanding.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again

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• (607): View more from New York

  You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"

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