It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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