well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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