i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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