Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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