roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Ketchup is God's man juice
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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