and you said cock pushups were impossible
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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