he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
farters have to be the big spoon...
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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