Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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