You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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