Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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