This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We left an ass print on the piano.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
