In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
