so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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