I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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