Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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