hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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