please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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