No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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