I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Did you pee in the oven last night??
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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