so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
North Korea, Best Korea!
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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