somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
