what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Pants are for mortals
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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