And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
