I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Can vaginas get frostbite?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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