ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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