Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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