My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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